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MLIA Cleverbot

September 8, 2010

I just discovered two very amazing websites. The first one is My Life is Average. HILARIOUS! People post random things that happen to them and end by typing, MLIA. Here are a few examples:

  • Today, I was on the phone with my friend discussing our weekend out together, and she went off the line to ask her mother when they would pick me up, to which I heard her reply; “I’m really not sure if we should bring her, I think she might be a zombie.” I’m still unsure if she was joking or not. MLIA
  • Today I was at the mall looking for a backpack for the new school year. While I was in the store, they started playing Party In The USA by Miley Cyrus. Before I could plug my ears, I saw a boy, no older than 6 run out of the store yelling “THE DEVIL IS SINGING! THE DEVIL IS SINGING!” Needless to say, he’s my new favorite 6 year old. MLIA
  • Today, I saw my mom go outside with a can of spray paint. I wasn’t too worried, though, until I looked out to find her painting her dead flowers. MLIA
  • I’ll be spending this year in Hong Kong and was really nervous that I wouldn’t fit in. Today a group of people dressed up as the Power Rangers were stopping cars so that pedestrians could cross the street. Yeah, I think I’ll like it here. MLIA

Needless to say, there are many more hilarious post like that.

CLEVERBOT!

I don’t know how to explain this one. You type in something and a computer responds to you.

Here are some examples from MLIA:

  • Today, I was on cleverbot and told it Yahoo was stupid, to which it responded “The only reason yahoo isn’t dead is because people use it to prove how inferior it is to Google”. MLIA
  • At the current moment, Cleverbot is trying to convince me that the earth is flat. I love it.

So everyone, try out cleverbot and go to MLIA! They rock.

Ugly Shirt of the Week: August 29-September 4th

August 30, 2010

Ladies and gentlemen, the fall lines are now out!

I’m not really sure where the idea for this shirt came from, but I’m sure it isn’t a good idea. The sleeves are just weird. What is the weird black stuff? And the color of this shirt is not all that great either. Thanks Alloy!

Ugly Shirt of the Week: August 22-28

August 23, 2010

Here it comes! Thanks Alloy!

I’ve not got a lot to say about this except, what? That is all.

College: Day 1

August 20, 2010

Today, I moved into my new apartment. I met 2 of my 5 room mates and so far, they are awesome! So nice and totally chill. We went shopping for food for dinner and tomorrow, the other 3 girls arrive. If things turn out this good tomorrow, I will be so happy. I’m not completely unpacked yet, but I will work on it more later. It’s great to have room mates who are a lot like you. It makes things SO much better. I’m really positive today. I hope I can stay that way!

Searching For Something?

August 19, 2010

So as many of you know, when you search in your google taskbar, it will pull up possible suggestions of what you are looking for. It comes up with the most popular thing first. Here is a list of some of those things.

How do you…

  • get pregnant?
  • delete friends on Facebook?
  • get pink eye?
  • get mono?
  • kiss?
  • cook corn on the cob?

How can I…

  • get taller?
  • lose weight?

What is your…

  • vampire name?
  • name in spanish?
  • sign?
  • favorite questions?

Who is…

  • Lady Gaga?
  • my isp?
  • on the dime?

Where is…

  • my cellphone?
  • liver?
  • my milk from?
  • mind?

When is my…

  • my birthday?
  • my half birthday?
  • my due date?

When is your…

  • marriage over?
  • birthday?

What if I…

  • ate myself?

And that my friends, is a small list of weird things people look up. Don’t worry though, I know when my birthday is, and yours too. Heh heh heh.

Ugly Shirt of the Week: August 15th-21st

August 19, 2010

Woah, woah, WOAH!  This one is pretty bad…

 

 

 I know right? It’s a halter top shaped like a butterfly. Then, to top it off, it’s got sequins and beads on it. No worries though! You don’t have to get the pink one, this beautiful shirt also comes in black! ;) Thanks to Wet Seal for this ugly thing. Fly away butterfly….

Ugly Shirt of the Week: August 8th-14th

August 10, 2010

So I actually had a hard time finding an ugly shirt. After much searching, I present to you…. this ugly… shirt?

I don’t know about you, but I don’t think this passes as a shirt. It’s more like a swimsuit. However, it was in the shirt section. Why anyone would just walk around in that is beyond me. Thanks to Alloy for there contribution to this weeks ugly shirt.

P.S. Happy S’mores Day!

♫Favorite Songs♫

August 10, 2010

There are so many good songs in this world. Here is a list of some of my favorites in no particular order.

  • The Heart Never Lies – McFly
  • Need You Now – Lady Antebellum
  • Escape – Enrique Iglasias
  • Two is Better Than One – Boys Like Girls and Taylor Swift
  • Animal – Neon Tree
  • Blame it on the Pop – DJ Earworm
  • All Owl City songs
  • All Relient K songs
  • We Are the World 25 for Haiti
  • Life of the Party – A Rocket to the Moon
  • Show Me What I’m Looking For – Carolina Liar
  • Shadow of the Day – Linkin Park
  • All Lifehouse songs
  • Don’t Turn Around – Ace of Base
  • A Day Late – Anberlin
  • In This Diary – The Ataris
  • All The Beatles songs
  • Great Escape – Boys Like Girls
  • Breakfast at Tiffany’s-Deep Blue Something
  • 1, 2, 3, 4-Plain White T’s
  • Calling the World-Rooney
  • Hey Soul Sister-Train
  • Summertime-Click Five
  • Sorry’s Not Good Enough-McFly
  • Summer Hair=Forever Young-The Academy is…
  • Viva La Vida-Coldplay
  • Bad Day-Daniel Powter
  • Your Guardian Angel-The Red Jumpsuit Apparatus
  • Hills and Valleys- The Rocket Summer

Those are some of my all time favorite song. There are lots more songs I love but the list would get too long. :)

Happy Sneak a Zucchini on your Neighbors Porch Day!

August 8, 2010

That is right. Today is NATIONAL Sneak a Zucchini on your Neighbors Porch Day. It comes every year on August 8th. Unfortunately, I was unprepared for this momentous occasion and I’m clean out of zucchini. :( However, do not despair. A year from today, I will be leaving a trail of zucchini with me where ever I go. I made sure of this because I put it in my cell phone calender for next year.  I will be sure to include a few zucchini recipes for those who receive one of my special zucchini’s. Be watching for them this time next year!

Ugly Shirt of the Week: August 1st-7th

August 3, 2010

We have a new taker for the ugly shirt this week! This lovely shirt comes from Charlotte Russe!

That pocket is see through… why? It’s not like the back of the shirt is… and it looks more blue than black. Plus, there is no shape to this shirt. None at all. The sleeves aren’t really sleeves. Maybe some one just found to pieces of cloth and decided to sew them together and this is what they got.

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