No more school for three months! That’s right. It’s summer! And that means awesome parties and hanging out with all of my friends. Swimming at the pool and tubing the river. Also, working… for money… whoo! That also means going to the gym and working out to get fit. Sounds like a pretty sweet summer to me. I’ll be sure to get lots of pictures. But that’s mostly for Facebook. I’ll maybe put a few on here for my ever so faithful viewers. (If I have any)… 
Also, my friend Jayson is starting a game night this summer where he’s going to teach some obscure games that he knows. I’m real excited for that. I’m into card games right now it seems. Alright, now, I must go do summer things. I’m out!
School’s out for summer, school’s out forever! June 10, 2009
Ugly Shirt of the Week April 23, 2009
Ugly shirt for the week of April 19-April 25. Sorry it’s so late. It’s been crazy busy because the school year is coming to an end soon.
Struggling with love-handles? Well here is your easy fix. Just squeeze them to the top of this shirt and no one will know they are there. Plus, the design is so ugly no one will be looking anyways. Maybe you shouldn’t try to attract anyone with this shirt. It actually might make people barf. Thanks GoJane!
A lesson we all could learn. April 16, 2009
Check out this video. I cried.
I hope you noticed that the audience laughed at her. They passed judgement the moment they saw her. Life killed the dream she dreamed. I hope we can all give others a chance before passing judgement. I sure learned a lesson when I watched her sing. She isn’t married, she has never been kissed, she is currently unemployed. All she has ever wanted is to be a singer. Since she was 12. She is getting a piece of that now on Britain’s Got Talent. Good luck Susan!
Ugly Shirt of the week April 16, 2009
The ugly shirt for the week of April 12th-18th. Perfect for oncoming summer.
One of Ariel's shells.
Now I’ve always loved finding good t-shirts for summer. And I have always loved searching for seashells on the beach. BUT, I’ve never thought to put them together before. Who is this GENIUS!? I mean, a pink seashell is so great. I bet Ariel would love this shirt. She might even buy the similar shirts found at Old Navy’s website. All very beach-like.
Aww, he's off-centered!
I'm going blind but I think that's a seahorse swimming in some weird yellow substance.
Look! It's Skuttle!
How to make a mud pie April 8, 2009
For all of you who have been searching the web feverishly to find the answer to mud pie making, this should help you out immensely!
- Find some mud. Make it if you have to. Get lots of dirt and put water with it. Mix it with your feet. (It feels really good.)
- Get all the pieces of rocks and grass out. It will look more realistic if those are vacant.
- Using one of your mom’s nice pie pans, fill it with mud. Of course, if there is too much water, it will be too runny.
- With a paper towel, clean off the sides of your pie pan so that it looks presentable.
- Let it dry if you want for two days or serve it fresh.
- If you’re letting it dry, make REAL fudge icing to go over the top. Perhaps even add nuts. Mmm!
- Bon appetite! Serves 8-10 unfortunate people.
If you have any alterations to this recipe, let me know. Mud pies can always be improved.
Ugly Shirt of the Week April 6, 2009
The ugly shirt of this week, April 5-April 11th is really great. It came in two terrible types so I’m putting up both. Here it is!
As you can see, the colors blend well together and the cut of the neck line is fabulous. Definitely flattering… Also, the colors are a unique trio. Rule of thumb, don’t put brown and green next to each other on a shirt. It looks like puke. This lovely pair comes from the online store called Delia*s. Mostly good clothes. A few mistakes.
P.S. To make you all feel better, I am here to say that I made everything I tried out for and I am feeling very blessed. Some people were not as lucky. 
The Google Game April 4, 2009
Here is how you play… THE GOOGLE GAME!
- Go to the Google homepage.
- Type in your first name amd the word is.
- Push enter.
- Find all the weird phrases and write them down.
Simple and fun. Here are my results
- Sarah is beautiful.
- Sarah is calendar girl.
- Sarah is Bulletproof’s Photostream. (Huh?)
- Sarah is me.
- Sarah is back.
- Sarah is healthy
- Sarah is my homegirl shirt from zazzle.com.
- Sarah is King
- Sarah is going to die.
- Sarah is a disgrace.
- Sarah is magic.
- Sarah is more than just a pretty face.
- Sarah is eliminated.
- Sarah is the greatest of them all.
- Sarah is spiffy!
- Sarah is the hottest thing!
- Sarah is HOT.
- Sarah is 2 weeks.
- Sarah is like Hilary.
- Sarah is an Alaskan Republican.
- Sarah is just remarkable.
- Sarah is in a league all her own.
- Sarah is a ditz.
- Sarah is awesome.
- Sarah is pregnant.
- Sarah, is that you? (I like that one!)
Alright, I’m having way too much fun with this… I really like some of those. Too bad they weren’t meant for me. Also, just to clarify, I am NOT pregnant or anywhere even near that for that matter. I have to admit that I got this idea from my sister Sadie over at Two Crazy Girls. And so I must give her some credit. Thanks sista!
Now, if you want to play, put it in my comments so I can see them too because I really like this game I’ve decided.
What people want… April 4, 2009
When you have a blog, you can check the stats and it will give you all sorts of information. Such as: A line graph of your hits each day for a month, links people clicked on to get to your site, things people search to get to your site etc.
Now I don’t know what is so great about some of these things people are searching for but you would be surprised to know that the following list is what most people are searching for and then happening on my site
- dead tree
- lion lamb
- mud pies
- lion and lamb
- lamb and lion
Dead tree? Why is that such an exciting thing? Maybe I should put more pictures of dead trees up for these dead tree hungry people.
Also, I’m hoping that the reason people are so curious about lions and lambs is something to do with Easter coming up. Otherwise, it’s hopeless.
Once, I noticed someone searching “how to make a mud pie.” This led them to my site. I’m sorry to this very unfortunate viewer because I DO NOT know how to make a mud pie. But perhaps it would be good to find out.
My line graph of hits looks really cool. It changes daily. It’s never high for long and never low for long. It’s a zig zag. Except at the beginning…
Each number represents a different day. Starting a month ago and going to today with current hits.
0, 8, 0, 0, 0, 2, 2, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 4, 9, 29, 50, 17, 5, 15, 3, 7, 6, 29, 24, 45, 19, 9, 22, 7.
Randomly, I started writing in my blog regularly. Probably because I was home recovering from surgery and I was bored. So now there are no zeros. WHOO HOO! And I have the coolest abnormal line graph ever. 
Wow! April 2, 2009
Well, my blog is less than a year old and I have over 1,000 hits! I don’t know what that means in the blogging world, but here in the world of my blog, that is pretty awesome, Although, I went from 45 hits in one day on the 31st to 9 hits today. (The 3rd.) So I thought I should probably write something to bring more people to my site. It’s all about the hits baby. Now, about all those hits… I’d really like to see how many people only visited my site for two seconds and didn’t really “hit” my site. Probably a lot… Haha! Also, some of the most recent visits have been from friends. All two of them. 
Thanks you guys. I would also like to say that I am a most welcome person to the blog and perhaps 60 of those hits are just me visiting my site from other computers than my own.
Sigh. I guess 1,000 hits in the blogging world sucks, but that is not the word I would use for this blog. If you really care, the words I would use are as follows: awesome, epic, ugly clothes, awe inspiring, brilliant, and wicked. Once I get my big break here on the internet, I might get as many hits as my “totally awesome sister’s” blog. I don’t mean to brag. I just like my blog. And if I post too many more posts like this, I might as well kiss my dreams good bye. I’ll put a cool picture in just so this post is actually interesting.
Isn't he/she cute?
Protesting Auditions March 30, 2009
Whoever is the person that thought up auditions, would you please find me so I can beat some sense into your head? This time of year, auditions are left and right. Choir and theatre in particular for me. And let me tell you, I am freaking myself out A LOT. We all know a girl/boy who is good at everything. Well, this particular girl at my school who is good at everything wasn’t auditioning for theatre. So I was feeling really good about the audtion. And then BAM! The day before MY audition, she decides to audition. And that’s when I freaked out inside. NO! Now there is major competiton! I’m gonna die! Fortunatly, not too many people are auditioning and there are 10 slots open. I’m crossing my fingers that the talented girl doesn’t ruin my dreams by taking the spot that might’ve been mine. How will I ever sleep tonight? (I’ll be counting sheep, so pity me.)
