Yesterday was the last day at my job. I worked at a grocery store. While I was there, a boy went through the check out line wearing a normal polo shirt. The only abnormal thing was the way he was wearing it. Not only was it tucked in, but buttoned up to the collar. I’ll admit, he was relatively attractive and he didn’t look nerdy. He had a pretty stylish hair style. He wasn’t laughing or goofing off with his friends he was with. So I’m standing there, staring in a non-discreet way, and wondering, “Is he serious?!” Nothing said he wasn’t. But hey! What do I know? He just looked a little girly and nerdy. Perhaps he was trying to make a fashion statement. Unfortunately, I will not be jumping on that wagon.
Ugly Shirt of the Week August 7, 2009
August 2-8, 2009
I know, I know. You are all so sad that I stopped doing the Ugly Shirt of the Week posts. Well probably not. But there back! Maybe. At least for this week they are. Here it comes. Hope you are ready for the ugliness you are about to behold.
Hot huh? If you want to show some belly but be discrete about it, this is the shirt for you. The upward swoop at the bottom of the shirt goes just below the belly button for the perfect mild exposure of the tummy. Also included is a train for the tail end of the shirt. Only available in sliming black. Compliments of Alloy.com.
And Now, Summer Is Almost Over. :( August 7, 2009
That’s right. Summer has flown by. And This is my last week with nothing to do. The next two weeks before school starts, I’ll be busy vacationing. Nothing to complain about. But don’t you feel special that I am using some of my oh so precious time to write in the blog? Anyways, I’ve gottens some CUTE clothes that are NOT so ugly for school and I didn’t get a good tan. Or I should say I couldn’t. It’s physically impossible for me to even pick up the slightest tan. Come on pale! Come back in to style! I’ll be the most famous pale person ever! Sorry, I got a little carried away in my paleness there. Guess where I’m going on my trip. Yeah guess. Winner gets a special blog post announcing they won. Come’on! Guess!
P.S. Sadie, Kelli, and Zach do not get to guess. Heh heh heh!
School’s out for summer, school’s out forever! June 10, 2009
No more school for three months! That’s right. It’s summer! And that means awesome parties and hanging out with all of my friends. Swimming at the pool and tubing the river. Also, working… for money… whoo! That also means going to the gym and working out to get fit. Sounds like a pretty sweet summer to me. I’ll be sure to get lots of pictures. But that’s mostly for Facebook. I’ll maybe put a few on here for my ever so faithful viewers. (If I have any)… 
Also, my friend Jayson is starting a game night this summer where he’s going to teach some obscure games that he knows. I’m real excited for that. I’m into card games right now it seems. Alright, now, I must go do summer things. I’m out!
Ugly Shirt of the Week April 23, 2009
Ugly shirt for the week of April 19-April 25. Sorry it’s so late. It’s been crazy busy because the school year is coming to an end soon.
Struggling with love-handles? Well here is your easy fix. Just squeeze them to the top of this shirt and no one will know they are there. Plus, the design is so ugly no one will be looking anyways. Maybe you shouldn’t try to attract anyone with this shirt. It actually might make people barf. Thanks GoJane!
A lesson we all could learn. April 16, 2009
Check out this video. I cried.
I hope you noticed that the audience laughed at her. They passed judgement the moment they saw her. Life killed the dream she dreamed. I hope we can all give others a chance before passing judgement. I sure learned a lesson when I watched her sing. She isn’t married, she has never been kissed, she is currently unemployed. All she has ever wanted is to be a singer. Since she was 12. She is getting a piece of that now on Britain’s Got Talent. Good luck Susan!
Ugly Shirt of the week April 16, 2009
The ugly shirt for the week of April 12th-18th. Perfect for oncoming summer.
One of Ariel's shells.
Now I’ve always loved finding good t-shirts for summer. And I have always loved searching for seashells on the beach. BUT, I’ve never thought to put them together before. Who is this GENIUS!? I mean, a pink seashell is so great. I bet Ariel would love this shirt. She might even buy the similar shirts found at Old Navy’s website. All very beach-like.
Aww, he's off-centered!
I'm going blind but I think that's a seahorse swimming in some weird yellow substance.
Look! It's Skuttle!
How to make a mud pie April 8, 2009
For all of you who have been searching the web feverishly to find the answer to mud pie making, this should help you out immensely!
- Find some mud. Make it if you have to. Get lots of dirt and put water with it. Mix it with your feet. (It feels really good.)
- Get all the pieces of rocks and grass out. It will look more realistic if those are vacant.
- Using one of your mom’s nice pie pans, fill it with mud. Of course, if there is too much water, it will be too runny.
- With a paper towel, clean off the sides of your pie pan so that it looks presentable.
- Let it dry if you want for two days or serve it fresh.
- If you’re letting it dry, make REAL fudge icing to go over the top. Perhaps even add nuts. Mmm!
- Bon appetite! Serves 8-10 unfortunate people.
If you have any alterations to this recipe, let me know. Mud pies can always be improved.
Ugly Shirt of the Week April 6, 2009
The ugly shirt of this week, April 5-April 11th is really great. It came in two terrible types so I’m putting up both. Here it is!
As you can see, the colors blend well together and the cut of the neck line is fabulous. Definitely flattering… Also, the colors are a unique trio. Rule of thumb, don’t put brown and green next to each other on a shirt. It looks like puke. This lovely pair comes from the online store called Delia*s. Mostly good clothes. A few mistakes.
P.S. To make you all feel better, I am here to say that I made everything I tried out for and I am feeling very blessed. Some people were not as lucky. 
The Google Game April 4, 2009
Here is how you play… THE GOOGLE GAME!
- Go to the Google homepage.
- Type in your first name amd the word is.
- Push enter.
- Find all the weird phrases and write them down.
Simple and fun. Here are my results
- Sarah is beautiful.
- Sarah is calendar girl.
- Sarah is Bulletproof’s Photostream. (Huh?)
- Sarah is me.
- Sarah is back.
- Sarah is healthy
- Sarah is my homegirl shirt from zazzle.com.
- Sarah is King
- Sarah is going to die.
- Sarah is a disgrace.
- Sarah is magic.
- Sarah is more than just a pretty face.
- Sarah is eliminated.
- Sarah is the greatest of them all.
- Sarah is spiffy!
- Sarah is the hottest thing!
- Sarah is HOT.
- Sarah is 2 weeks.
- Sarah is like Hilary.
- Sarah is an Alaskan Republican.
- Sarah is just remarkable.
- Sarah is in a league all her own.
- Sarah is a ditz.
- Sarah is awesome.
- Sarah is pregnant.
- Sarah, is that you? (I like that one!)
Alright, I’m having way too much fun with this… I really like some of those. Too bad they weren’t meant for me. Also, just to clarify, I am NOT pregnant or anywhere even near that for that matter. I have to admit that I got this idea from my sister Sadie over at Two Crazy Girls. And so I must give her some credit. Thanks sista!
Now, if you want to play, put it in my comments so I can see them too because I really like this game I’ve decided.
