So here are a few tips for going Black Friday shopping. Follow them like the Bible. For some of you… better than the Bible.
- Sleep is for the dead. (Stay up all night. It’s awesome!)
- Search the adds, find the best sales and pick the stores that will be the hottest.
- Find all the valuables fast and hide them around the store.
- Get items that are hot and let people pay you to get them. They will, they are desperate.
- No shopping carts. They just get in the way. Carry it all in your hands. Don’t be one of those crazy people pushing around two shopping carts.
- Grab everything you can get your hands on and decide if you want it later.
- Dress in layers. It’s cold when you wait in line. But when you get into that store, it’s hot. You’ll be running.
- Wear comfortable shoes. Waiting in the line for hours is killer.
- Be a people watcher. It’s hilarious what people will do to get the things they want.
- DO NOT butt in line. People will glare at you the whole time you are standing in line. Then they will get a security guard. That means no shopping for you!
Now you are a skilled Black Friday shopper. Good luck young padowans.
