Ugly shirt for the week of April 19-April 25. Sorry it’s so late. It’s been crazy busy because the school year is coming to an end soon.
Struggling with love-handles? Well here is your easy fix. Just squeeze them to the top of this shirt and no one will know they are there. Plus, the design is so ugly no one will be looking anyways. Maybe you shouldn’t try to attract anyone with this shirt. It actually might make people barf. Thanks GoJane!
Check out this video. I cried.
I hope you noticed that the audience laughed at her. They passed judgement the moment they saw her. Life killed the dream she dreamed. I hope we can all give others a chance before passing judgement. I sure learned a lesson when I watched her sing. She isn’t married, she has never been kissed, she is currently unemployed. All she has ever wanted is to be a singer. Since she was 12. She is getting a piece of that now on Britain’s Got Talent. Good luck Susan!
The ugly shirt for the week of April 12th-18th. Perfect for oncoming summer.
One of Ariel's shells.
Now I’ve always loved finding good t-shirts for summer. And I have always loved searching for seashells on the beach. BUT, I’ve never thought to put them together before. Who is this GENIUS!? I mean, a pink seashell is so great. I bet Ariel would love this shirt. She might even buy the similar shirts found at Old Navy’s website. All very beach-like.
Aww, he's off-centered!
I'm going blind but I think that's a seahorse swimming in some weird yellow substance.
Look! It's Skuttle!
For all of you who have been searching the web feverishly to find the answer to mud pie making, this should help you out immensely!
If you have any alterations to this recipe, let me know. Mud pies can always be improved.
The ugly shirt of this week, April 5-April 11th is really great. It came in two terrible types so I’m putting up both. Here it is!
As you can see, the colors blend well together and the cut of the neck line is fabulous. Definitely flattering… Also, the colors are a unique trio. Rule of thumb, don’t put brown and green next to each other on a shirt. It looks like puke. This lovely pair comes from the online store called Delia*s. Mostly good clothes. A few mistakes.
P.S. To make you all feel better, I am here to say that I made everything I tried out for and I am feeling very blessed. Some people were not as lucky. 
Here is how you play… THE GOOGLE GAME!
Simple and fun. Here are my results
Alright, I’m having way too much fun with this… I really like some of those. Too bad they weren’t meant for me. Also, just to clarify, I am NOT pregnant or anywhere even near that for that matter. I have to admit that I got this idea from my sister Sadie over at Two Crazy Girls. And so I must give her some credit. Thanks sista! 
Now, if you want to play, put it in my comments so I can see them too because I really like this game I’ve decided.
When you have a blog, you can check the stats and it will give you all sorts of information. Such as: A line graph of your hits each day for a month, links people clicked on to get to your site, things people search to get to your site etc.
Now I don’t know what is so great about some of these things people are searching for but you would be surprised to know that the following list is what most people are searching for and then happening on my site
Dead tree? Why is that such an exciting thing? Maybe I should put more pictures of dead trees up for these dead tree hungry people.
Also, I’m hoping that the reason people are so curious about lions and lambs is something to do with Easter coming up. Otherwise, it’s hopeless.
Once, I noticed someone searching “how to make a mud pie.” This led them to my site. I’m sorry to this very unfortunate viewer because I DO NOT know how to make a mud pie. But perhaps it would be good to find out.
My line graph of hits looks really cool. It changes daily. It’s never high for long and never low for long. It’s a zig zag. Except at the beginning…
Each number represents a different day. Starting a month ago and going to today with current hits.
0, 8, 0, 0, 0, 2, 2, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 4, 9, 29, 50, 17, 5, 15, 3, 7, 6, 29, 24, 45, 19, 9, 22, 7.
Randomly, I started writing in my blog regularly. Probably because I was home recovering from surgery and I was bored. So now there are no zeros. WHOO HOO! And I have the coolest abnormal line graph ever. 
Well, my blog is less than a year old and I have over 1,000 hits! I don’t know what that means in the blogging world, but here in the world of my blog, that is pretty awesome, Although, I went from 45 hits in one day on the 31st to 9 hits today. (The 3rd.) So I thought I should probably write something to bring more people to my site. It’s all about the hits baby. Now, about all those hits… I’d really like to see how many people only visited my site for two seconds and didn’t really “hit” my site. Probably a lot… Haha! Also, some of the most recent visits have been from friends. All two of them. 
Thanks you guys. I would also like to say that I am a most welcome person to the blog and perhaps 60 of those hits are just me visiting my site from other computers than my own.
Sigh. I guess 1,000 hits in the blogging world sucks, but that is not the word I would use for this blog. If you really care, the words I would use are as follows: awesome, epic, ugly clothes, awe inspiring, brilliant, and wicked. Once I get my big break here on the internet, I might get as many hits as my “totally awesome sister’s” blog. I don’t mean to brag. I just like my blog. And if I post too many more posts like this, I might as well kiss my dreams good bye. I’ll put a cool picture in just so this post is actually interesting.
Isn't he/she cute?
