How to make a mud pie April 8, 2009

For all of you who have been searching the web feverishly to find the answer to mud pie making, this should help you out immensely!

1. Find some mud. Make it if you have to. Get lots of dirt and put water with it. Mix it with your feet. (It feels really good.)
2. Get all the pieces of rocks and grass out. It will look more realistic if those are vacant.
3. Using one of your mom’s nice pie pans, fill it with mud. Of course, if there is too much water, it will be too runny.
4. With a paper towel, clean off the sides of your pie pan so that it looks presentable.
5. Let it dry if you want for two days or serve it fresh.
6. If you’re letting it dry, make REAL fudge icing to go over the top. Perhaps even add nuts. Mmm!
7. Bon appetite! Serves 8-10 unfortunate people.

If you have any alterations to this recipe, let me know. Mud pies can always be improved.