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August 19, 2010

So as many of you know, when you search in your google taskbar, it will pull up possible suggestions of what you are looking for. It comes up with the most popular thing first. Here is a list of some of those things.

How do you…

  • get pregnant?
  • delete friends on Facebook?
  • get pink eye?
  • get mono?
  • kiss?
  • cook corn on the cob?

How can I…

  • get taller?
  • lose weight?

What is your…

  • vampire name?
  • name in spanish?
  • sign?
  • favorite questions?

Who is…

  • Lady Gaga?
  • my isp?
  • on the dime?

Where is…

  • my cellphone?
  • liver?
  • my milk from?
  • mind?

When is my…

  • my birthday?
  • my half birthday?
  • my due date?

When is your…

  • marriage over?
  • birthday?

What if I…

  • ate myself?

And that my friends, is a small list of weird things people look up. Don’t worry though, I know when my birthday is, and yours too. Heh heh heh.

One Comment leave one →
  1. August 29, 2010 6:27 AM

    What if I ate myself? HAHA! Also what makes people decided that google knows where their cell phone is?

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