Yesterday was the last day at my job. I worked at a grocery store. While I was there, a boy went through the check out line wearing a normal polo shirt. The only abnormal thing was the way he was wearing it. Not only was it tucked in, but buttoned up to the collar. I’ll admit, he was relatively attractive and he didn’t look nerdy. He had a pretty stylish hair style. He wasn’t laughing or goofing off with his friends he was with. So I’m standing there, staring in a non-discreet way, and wondering, “Is he serious?!” Nothing said he wasn’t. But hey! What do I know? He just looked a little girly and nerdy. Perhaps he was trying to make a fashion statement. Unfortunately, I will not be jumping on that wagon.
And Now, Summer Is Almost Over. :( August 7, 2009
That’s right. Summer has flown by. And This is my last week with nothing to do. The next two weeks before school starts, I’ll be busy vacationing. Nothing to complain about. But don’t you feel special that I am using some of my oh so precious time to write in the blog? Anyways, I’ve gottens some CUTE clothes that are NOT so ugly for school and I didn’t get a good tan. Or I should say I couldn’t. It’s physically impossible for me to even pick up the slightest tan. Come on pale! Come back in to style! I’ll be the most famous pale person ever! Sorry, I got a little carried away in my paleness there. Guess where I’m going on my trip. Yeah guess. Winner gets a special blog post announcing they won. Come’on! Guess!
P.S. Sadie, Kelli, and Zach do not get to guess. Heh heh heh!
What people want… April 4, 2009
When you have a blog, you can check the stats and it will give you all sorts of information. Such as: A line graph of your hits each day for a month, links people clicked on to get to your site, things people search to get to your site etc.
Now I don’t know what is so great about some of these things people are searching for but you would be surprised to know that the following list is what most people are searching for and then happening on my site
- dead tree
- lion lamb
- mud pies
- lion and lamb
- lamb and lion
Dead tree? Why is that such an exciting thing? Maybe I should put more pictures of dead trees up for these dead tree hungry people.
Also, I’m hoping that the reason people are so curious about lions and lambs is something to do with Easter coming up. Otherwise, it’s hopeless.
Once, I noticed someone searching “how to make a mud pie.” This led them to my site. I’m sorry to this very unfortunate viewer because I DO NOT know how to make a mud pie. But perhaps it would be good to find out.
My line graph of hits looks really cool. It changes daily. It’s never high for long and never low for long. It’s a zig zag. Except at the beginning…
Each number represents a different day. Starting a month ago and going to today with current hits.
0, 8, 0, 0, 0, 2, 2, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 4, 9, 29, 50, 17, 5, 15, 3, 7, 6, 29, 24, 45, 19, 9, 22, 7.
Randomly, I started writing in my blog regularly. Probably because I was home recovering from surgery and I was bored. So now there are no zeros. WHOO HOO! And I have the coolest abnormal line graph ever. 
Ugly Shirt of the Week March 29, 2009
Here is the ugly shirt of this week, March 29-April 4… Drum roll please? (Pretend you hear a drum roll.)
Okay, so this shirt is compliments of Alloy.com again. Thanks to them for sponsoring this ugly shirt. 
The name had something to do with a scarf. So I’m pretty sure you could make this at home. All you have to do is wrap an unusually wide scarf around your upper torso and viola! There you have a tube-top in seconds. Also, make sure the scarf you use has a real ugly print to it as well. That shouldn’t be hard, just go to an old lady store.
Ugly Shirt of the Week March 22, 2009
I enjoyed finding ugly clothing so much that I’ve decided to feature one ugly shirt each week. I want to state that the featured item is ugly in my eyes. No offense to your personal style if you like it. Also, I’m not much of a fashionista anyways. So I may hate the things that are instyle too. Here we go! The following is a picture from an online store called Alloy. Most of their clothes are really cute.
Ugly Shirt
March 22-March 28
I’m not really sure if you could call this a shirt.
It’s more like a onesy babies wear. Besides, tucking in
your shirt is not really back in style yet. (I hope it never comes back really.)
But, the name of this picture is after all, Black Cat. So maybe
Cat Women wears one.
Faux Designer? March 21, 2009
Of course everyone has their own style when it comes to clothes. But I really hope that a very small amount of people actually like some of the styles that come from Go Jane. ( The Zebra shirt is just really cool.) Here are a few examples:
Keep those babies up with built in suspenders!
Next time you go shopping, pick up some of these jumper shorts. It's a must have.
These poofy pants would look great on any Prince Charming.
Hoping to look like a triangle? Perfect. Where this shirt and poof your hair. Wala!
Going on any Jungle Expeditions soon? This shirt is perfect camouflage.
Ruffle it up to the neck in this great floral patterned... thing.
Ow, my eyes!
Woah! Look at that sunset! Oh wait. Never mind. It's just some girls shirt.
Save the rain forest. Buy this shirt to support the cause.
All you need is your feathered headdress to blend in with the zoo animals.
If you come from Jerusalem two thousand and nine years ago, you should feel right at home in these shoes.
But, if you want to blend in more with the crowd, you should wear these heels. They look the same with a little elevation.
Don't be scandalous and show your ankle. But show your toes.
The perfect shoe to match your ruffled shirt.
Half way! January 16, 2009
So today was the end of 1st semester and that means… I’m officially half way done with high school. I have three semesters of my 6 semester time at school. Now lets weigh the good and bad of this.
The Rockin Good:
- No more of those kids who don’t care about school.
- No more school lunch!
- No more busy work.
- Independence!
- No more of the early morning classes. (In college you pick what time you go to school)
- No more being treated like a kid.
The Awful Bad:
- Independence
- No money
- No more being treated like a kid. (More responsibility)
- No food anymore
- Text books: $80+
- Your an adult, you can’t do anything illegal without the chance of getting arrested.
- You have to pay to wash your clothes
- You don’t HAVE to go to school. It’s a choice.
- Finals week.
Ah it could go on. But yet, I don’t want to be a downer. I really am excited to go to college and have a change in scenery. I have lived the same place my whole life and it gets a little boring. I’m ready for a new lifestyle all my own. WHOO COLLEGE!
Decidedly Against Homework January 2, 2009
“Happy winter break! Here’s a ninety question take home test!”
That is what my History teacher said the week before break. As you can guess, there was a collective groan from my whole class. There should be a law that states that homework over school breaks is illegal. Instead, many people are for it. Especially teachers. (Go figure!) Don’t we students get sick of pointless homework? Some homework is good and we can recognize it for it’s benefit. But some of it is just lame busy work. Why not just get rid of all homework and do all those types of things in school? Then, all you’ve got to do is study and that doesn’t happen ever anyways for most people. Then, there would never be some project at the back of your mind during a long break when you would much rather be thinking of other things.
To bad that’ll never happen. Parents and teachers who don’t have to do homework, like it. The end. Nothing we can do will make them listen.
~Gullible~ October 5, 2008
They took gullible out of the dictionary you know. Oh and it’s written on the ceiling again for some reason.
Unfortunately, I was known to fall for those back when I was younger. But now, I fall for the much more complex ones.
My sister had a friend named Justin. He pretty much always made fun of me in some way or another. Probably thinking I was some stupid girl or something. So one day, he asks me if I know his brother Jake. I didn’t. I’d never seen or heard of him before. So he says maybe if he showed me a picture I’d recognize him. They said he had a mullet. I didn’t really believe them until they showed me a picture of him with a mullet. That was enough for me. So I started kind of watching out for a boy with a mullet in the hallways at school. To no avail, however. So the next weekend when Justin was at our house, he asked again about his brother. Then he explained that Jake spends his time doing yoga during lunch. Now I’m thinking, what a weirdo! So I continue to watch for him. Still, I see nothing like the picture or description. AND I’m not about to go to the yoga room to see.
Maybe a month later, I’m talking to Sadie on the phone. And that’s when I find out, this boy is SO not real. I just happen to be so trusting of Sadie and Justin that I believe them whole-heartedly. Only to discover, I was being dumb! Jake actually is a football player for our school and has probably never done yoga in his life or grown his hair out passed his ears. I still never saw this Jake boy around anywhere until maybe three days into my Seminary class, I realize he is IN my class! So I went up and talked to him. Guess how he knew me? “Oh you are the gril that thought I had a mullet, huh?” “Yeah that was me.” “And the yoga thing during lunch too right?” “Yeah…” Then the bell rang and that’s pretty much all that’s ever been said on the subject. Now, he see’s me and thinks, that’s that dumb gullible girl that thought I had a mullet and believed my brother.
When I really shouldn’t be… September 27, 2008
Of course school has started and with that, my crazy life has gotten so so busy. I apologize to all 206 of you who have visited my blog. I really should be doing something productive right now. Such as homework or cleaning my room. But what teenager actually WANTS to do that? I’m most definitely not one of them.
So last night, we played our rivals in football. Biggest disappointment of my life. We were tied till the end of the game and then we went into overtime and they beat us by two stupid points. I almost cried. I totally went all out. HUGE fake eyelashes, sparkles all over my shirt, my face painted and my hair dyed school colors. I also had my school game day shirt on. Who’s got spirit? How ’bout me! 
Those types of games are the worst to loose. It was intense. The worst part of loosing a football game is the dead silence the second the crowd realizes their team has lost and the other side erupts in cheers at exactly the same moment.
On a happier note. I finally got asked to Homecoming last week. I’ll post a picture of my dress soon along with the story of how I got asked.
