Ugly Shirt of the Week August 7, 2009

August 2-8, 2009

I know, I know. You are all so sad that I stopped doing the Ugly Shirt of the Week posts. Well probably not. But there back! Maybe. At least for this week they are. Here it comes. Hope you are ready for the ugliness you are about to behold.

Hot huh? If you want to show some belly but be discrete about it, this is the shirt for you. The upward swoop at the bottom of the shirt goes just below the belly button for the perfect mild exposure of the tummy. Also included is a train for the tail end of the shirt. Only available in sliming black. Compliments of Alloy.com.

Ugly Shirt of the Week April 23, 2009

Ugly shirt for the week of April 19-April 25. Sorry it’s so late. It’s been crazy busy because the school year is coming to an end soon.

 

Struggling with love-handles? Well here is your easy fix. Just squeeze them to the top of this shirt and no one will know they are there. Plus, the design is so ugly no one will be looking anyways. Maybe you shouldn’t try to attract anyone with this shirt. It actually might make people barf. Thanks GoJane!

Ugly Shirt of the week April 16, 2009

The ugly shirt for the week of April 12th-18th. Perfect for oncoming summer.

One of Ariel's shells.

Now I’ve always loved finding good t-shirts for summer. And I have always loved searching for seashells on the beach. BUT, I’ve never thought to put them together before. Who is this GENIUS!? I mean, a pink seashell is so great. I bet Ariel would love this shirt. She might even buy the similar shirts found at Old Navy’s website. All very beach-like.

 

Aww, he's off-centered!

 

 

 

I'm going blind but I think that's a seahorse swimming in some weird yellow substance.

 

 

 

 

Look! It's Skuttle!

Ugly Shirt of the Week March 29, 2009

Here is the ugly shirt of this week, March 29-April 4… Drum roll please? (Pretend you hear a drum roll.)

Okay, so this shirt is compliments of Alloy.com again. Thanks to them for sponsoring this ugly shirt. The name had something to do with a scarf. So I’m pretty sure you could make this at home. All you have to do is wrap an unusually wide scarf around your upper torso and viola! There you have a tube-top in seconds. Also, make sure the scarf you use has a real ugly print to it as well. That shouldn’t be hard, just go to an old lady store.