Ugly Shirt of the Week August 7, 2009

August 2-8, 2009

I know, I know. You are all so sad that I stopped doing the Ugly Shirt of the Week posts. Well probably not. But there back! Maybe. At least for this week they are. Here it comes. Hope you are ready for the ugliness you are about to behold.

Hot huh? If you want to show some belly but be discrete about it, this is the shirt for you. The upward swoop at the bottom of the shirt goes just below the belly button for the perfect mild exposure of the tummy. Also included is a train for the tail end of the shirt. Only available in sliming black. Compliments of Alloy.com.

Ugly Shirt of the Week April 23, 2009

Ugly shirt for the week of April 19-April 25. Sorry it’s so late. It’s been crazy busy because the school year is coming to an end soon.

 

Struggling with love-handles? Well here is your easy fix. Just squeeze them to the top of this shirt and no one will know they are there. Plus, the design is so ugly no one will be looking anyways. Maybe you shouldn’t try to attract anyone with this shirt. It actually might make people barf. Thanks GoJane!

Ugly Shirt of the week April 16, 2009

The ugly shirt for the week of April 12th-18th. Perfect for oncoming summer.

One of Ariel's shells.

Now I’ve always loved finding good t-shirts for summer. And I have always loved searching for seashells on the beach. BUT, I’ve never thought to put them together before. Who is this GENIUS!? I mean, a pink seashell is so great. I bet Ariel would love this shirt. She might even buy the similar shirts found at Old Navy’s website. All very beach-like.

 

Aww, he's off-centered!

 

 

 

I'm going blind but I think that's a seahorse swimming in some weird yellow substance.

 

 

 

 

Look! It's Skuttle!

Ugly Shirt of the Week April 6, 2009

The ugly shirt of this week, April 5-April 11th is really great. It came in two terrible types so I’m putting up both. Here it is!

As you can see, the colors  blend well together and the cut of the neck line is fabulous. Definitely flattering… Also, the colors are a unique trio. Rule of thumb, don’t put brown and green next to each other on a shirt. It looks like puke. This lovely pair comes from the online store called Delia*s. Mostly good clothes. A few mistakes. 

P.S. To make you all feel better, I am here to say that I made everything I tried out for and I am feeling very blessed. Some people were not as lucky.

Ugly Shirt of the Week March 22, 2009

I enjoyed finding ugly clothing so much that I’ve decided to feature one ugly shirt each week. I want to state that the featured item is ugly in my eyes. No offense to your personal style if you like it. Also, I’m not much of a fashionista anyways. So I may hate the things that are instyle too. Here we go! The following is a picture from an online store called Alloy. Most of their clothes are really cute.

Ugly Shirt

March 22-March 28

I’m not really sure if you could call this a shirt.

It’s more like a onesy babies wear. Besides, tucking in

your shirt is not really back in style yet. (I hope it never comes back really.)

But, the name of this picture is after all, Black Cat. So maybe

Cat Women wears one.

Faux Designer? March 21, 2009

Of course everyone has their own style when it comes to clothes. But I really hope that a very small amount of people actually like some of the styles that come from Go Jane. ( The Zebra shirt is just really cool.) Here are a few examples:

Keep those babies up with built in suspenders!

Next time you go shopping, pick up some of these jumper shorts. It's a must have.

These poofy pants would look great on any Prince Charming.

Hoping to look like a triangle? Perfect. Where this shirt and poof your hair. Wala!

Going on any Jungle Expeditions soon? This shirt is perfect camouflage.

Ruffle it up to the neck in this great floral patterned... thing.

Ow, my eyes!

Woah! Look at that sunset! Oh wait. Never mind. It's just some girls shirt.

Save the rain forest. Buy this shirt to support the cause.

All you need is your feathered headdress to blend in with the zoo animals.

If you come from Jerusalem two thousand and nine years ago, you should feel right at home in these shoes.

But, if you want to blend in more with the crowd, you should wear these heels. They look the same with a little elevation.

Don't be scandalous and show your ankle. But show your toes.

The perfect shoe to match your ruffled shirt.